The Babylon Bee

Joe Biden’s America. The price of ketchup, mustard and relish have skyrocketed in the last week. Food prices have steadily climbed over the last two years thanks to Joe Biden’s tax-and-spend policies. Food prices are up nearly 12% over the past year. That's Joe Biden's legacy. — Tom Cotton... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
(Photo by Jacquelyn Martin-Pool/Getty Images) OAN’s Brooke Mallory10:48 AM – Sunday, May 28, 2023 President Joe Biden and Speaker Kevin McCarthy will meet this afternoon on May 28th to finalize the debt ceiling agreement, and then Republicans will release the legislative bill, according to House Democrat Leader Hakeem Jeffries who had... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
We’re truly entering the theater of the absurd in America right now where criminals are lauded and those who try to stop them are vilified. Case in point: the recent rash of organized retail theft at yoga pant purveyor Lululemon in Atlanta, Georgia. The company’s response? Did they make any... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Two horses have died the past two days following injuries at Churchill Downs, the 11th and 12th fatalities over the past month at the home of the Kentucky Derby. Mare Kimberley Dream was euthanized after sustaining a distal sesamodean ligament rupture to her front leg during Saturday’s... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
PARAMUS, N.J. — Jennifer Sepulveda used to drop off her 14-year-old son, Jorden, at the local mall on a Friday or Saturday night, where he would catch a movie with his friends and then hang out afterwards at the food court or elsewhere. Not anymore. Starting April 18, Garden State... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
Police reported a man was shot and killed onboard a Green Line Metro train at the Navy Yard-Ballpark station in Southeast, Washington, D.C. just before noon Sunday. An independent reports stated the victim was shot in the head while being robbed on the Trian. The station serves Nationals Park, home... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
FBI Director Christopher Wray has come under intense scrutiny. In two articles of impeachment (pdf), announced by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green (R-Georgia), Wray is charged with acting “in a manner grossly incompatible with democracy” and with overseeing attempts “to subvert freedom.” The process of impeachment pertains to charging a federal... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
Lala Kent isn’t listening to haters who don’t like her lip fillers. While filming an Instagram video with her “bruised” pout on display Friday, the “Vanderpump Rules” star told her followers not to comment on the “touch up.” The Bravolebrity said, “I don’t need anyone saying, ‘Stop touching your face,’... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
ABOARD THE USS WASP, Hudson River, New York — It turned into a tribute to those who served and those who fell, held just a few days early. Hundreds of sailors and Marines lined the deck of the USS Wasp on May 24 as the warship sailed up the Hudson... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
While it’s been a tough week for the press in general, the Associated Press has been on a distinctive losing streak. This is Memorial Day weekend and for many Americans, it is a time of communal activities. Gatherings with friends and family to kick off the summer, working around the... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
This time of year, everyone asks me how they can become a better griller. It all comes down to the following 10 tips, the most important of which is knowing the difference between direct and indirect cooking. Once you understand when to use indirect heat, you’ll embrace it. I use... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
Citizens protesting transgender athletes in girls’ sports were reportedly ushered out of a state high school event on Saturday in California. Several transgender runners were supposed to be part of the event but failed to attend, the Daily Mail reported Sunday. According to footage on the Women Are Real social... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
“With great power comes great responsibility” — so the saying goes. Whether one attributes it to Stan Lee’s Spider-Man or Winston Churchill or the Gospel of Luke, the meaning is evident: While it’s “good to be the King,” it can also be a royal pain. Such is the case at... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
Seven shootings killed two people and wounded a further eight overnight in Democrat-run Milwaukee, Wisconsin. CBS 58 reported the shootings began about 7:30 p.m. Saturday night and continued until just before 5 a.m. The two shooting fatalities occurred in the incident shortly after midnight Sunday. The shooting occurred “near N. 37th... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
J6 prisoners: Joseph Hackett, Jeremy Byrd and FBI agent recruiters, DC Gulag prisoners, J. Brown, Sara Carpenter, Dr. Simone Gold, The Munn Family, Officer The Regime is Now Punishing the Conservative Families. And we know the Republican Party will say nothing, and we know the GOP lawmakers will ignore this... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
While researching his book “Amazing Grace: William Wilberforce and the Heroic Campaign to End Slavery,” writer and radio host Eric Metaxas encountered one of Wilberforce’s staunchest allies and good friends, Hannah More (1745–1833). In a later book, “Seven Women: And the Secret of Their Greatness,” Metaxas revisits More and describes... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
Photo: Drew Angerer/Getty Images In a critical development to address the impending debt ceiling crisis, Joe Biden and Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) have reached a deal to raise the debt limit. On Saturday night, The Gateway Pundit reported that Kevin McCarthy announced an “agreement in principle” with... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
Election integrity is crucial for our Constitutional Republic and is rooted in the understanding that all legal votes will be counted. Our American elections should be secure, transparent, and honest.  Arizona voters are currently in a situation where Democrats are fighting against efforts to allow lawful votes from being counted... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
The Labour Party has promised to impose restrictions on the hiring of foreign workers and focus instead on developing domestic talent, as the opposition party toughens its stance on immigration ahead of the next general election. According to data released last week by the Office of National Statistics, net migration... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28
Sleep is vital to human health. It allows our bodies to rest, repair, and rebuild. Sleep deprivation affects work performance, efficiency, and productivity. Lack of sleep also increases the risk of chronic diseases like Type 2 diabetes, heart disease, obesity, and depression. According to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control... Read more
Published on: 2023-05-28